Below are my rules for those wishing to serve me. If you cannot follow these rules then move along; I don’t have time for you! Failure to abide by my rules will result in your dismissal.

  1. You must be financially stable and have the desire to serve me. If you cannot afford to serve me then do not even bother filling out the application or contacting me. You will simply be rejected.
  2. You will always show respect to me. Whether it be during an online chat, over the phone or email… You will address me as, Miss Randi. You may also call Me; Goddess, Princess or Mistress. Complaining, being disrespectful and refusing to obey my orders will only result in your dismissal.
  3. I am your first priority in your life. My wants come before your needs!
  4. Your initial tribute will be $50, $50 minimum at the beginning of your servitude and a minimum of $50 per week thereafter. Your initial $50 tribute may get my attention but it will certainly not keep it. You are expected to tribute more and spoil me regularly if you want to keep my attention.
  5. You will serve me and no other.
  6. You will obey me and act immediately with my orders. No excuses.
  7. You will never leave me waiting on your response during our online chat. If there is something that you need to tend to, you will politely ask to be excused.
  8. You will read and comment on my new blog entries.
  9. Be honest with me; there is no need to lie. I do not and will not tolerate liars and time-wasters.

I reserve the right to change My rules at anytime.